Walker for Fast & Furious 8..
Bieber will be filling Paul Walker’s shoes in the
upcoming Fast & Furious 8.
It was announced yesterday by director James
Wan that Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old pop
superstar, will take on the role of the late Paul
Walker’s character, Brian O’Conner.
I spoke with an undisclosed source in the Bieber
camp who confirmed Wan’s announcement,
adding that the young star has been “bulking up”
in preparation for the role. “Justin’s currently
training 5 days a week to acquire the physique
that director James Wan is looking for. He’ll be
acting alongside much more physically imposing
actors such as The Rock and Vin Diesel so it’s
important that Justin’s body be up to par.”
Apparently Bieber’s PR folks hope that by
squeezing the baby-face singer into a well-
known action franchise, they can then revamp
his image as more of a “tough guy”. Regardless
of Bieber’s physical prowess, or what shtick the
company executives might happen to saddle him
with, it is highly unlikely that fans of the
franchise will accept Bieber in the new role. This
is especially true when taking into consideration
that JB will be occupying a bit previously held
by the much beloved actor, Paul Walker, who
died in a tragic car accident.
Last year Bieber claimed to have retired from
the music industry after accusations surfaced
that he was responsible for a female fan’s
suicide. Reports state that while on vacation in
Australia, Justin Bieber allegedly called the
teenager a “beached whale” which ultimately
resulted in the girl taking her own life.
“Justin’s Currently Training 5 Days A Week To
Acquire The Physique That Director James Wan
Is Looking For…”
While the retirement didn’t stick, it’s possible
that a departure from music to full-time A-list
actor could be in the works. Bieber has courted
harsh criticisms for his music, as well as his
antics, both reckless and illegal. Where Bieber
goes, controversy seems to follow and it’s likely
his appearance in the established Fast & Furious
franchise will be no different.
The scrawny, chicken-necked punk has done
more to damage Canada’s reputation than Rob
Ford and Nickleback combined. He has lowered
the bar for mainstream music to such a degree
that any ole’ Nickie Manija youtuber can carve
out a niche. Worst of all is the psychological
damage he’s caused a plethora of young girls,
which will undoubtedly create a wasted
generation, awash in Casey Anthony clones.
I can then only be left to speculate that Justin
Bieber is backed by a syndicate whose primary
goal is to destroy every facet of American
culture. It’s clear by their actions that they now
have their sights set on the silver screen. Why
else would Bieber’s handlers attempt to create
such discontent in the wake of Walker’s horrific
demise by attempting to force someone of such
lowly calibre into his shoes? It is like adding
insult to injury and if Americans have even a
morsel of cojones left dangling in their tighty-
whities they will put their foot down say enough
is enough!....
Waoo dats nice
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